The Best Night of My Life: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Some people go to college with high hopes and fantastic ambitions. Not me. I just wanted to live at home without getting a job.
It was Freshman year, and all the fraternities were accepting pledges, but one fraternity stood out from all the rest. Alfalfa House had a real reputation.
I can honestly say it was far [...]
Why You Should Advertise On Blogs, Especially Mine
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You should advertise on blogs, and here’s why.
I have a blog.
I would like to make money blogging.
If you advertise on my blog, I will make money blogging.
Hmm. For some reason that doesn’t seem as persuasive as it did in my mind.
Oh, I know. It needs to sound appealing to the [...]
How to Balance Blogging With Family and Work
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What do you do when life gets in the way of the truly important things?
… Like blogging and surfing for pr0n.
I know from my own experience that trivial details like going to work, and spending “quality time” with the family can really put a crimp in the time I have available for blogging.
Ideally, [...]
5 Tried and True Tips Guaranteed to Boost Your Typing Speed
I type fast.
In fact, I type so fast that it seems to defy all natural laws of the universe. Did you hear that? It’s a Sonic Boom, as my sausage-like fingers dance flawlessly over the keyboard.
I can manipulate the keys with nimble dexterity, and all the grace of a knee to the groin. In [...]
A Truly Accurate History of Thanksgiving
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For Thanksgiving, I offer you the following accurate account of how Thanksgiving came to be. Most of you have not heard this story told this way, but that is just because the Leftist establishment doesn’t want you to know the real story…
The Pilgrims originated in the Holy Land [...]
Growing up in an Aviary
My mom couldn’t do ceramics like everyone else was doing in the early 80’s. Oh no, she had to pick the world’s most noisy and stinky hobby.
I was the son of a parakeet breeder.
So I lived in a house that smelled like a zoo and sounded like an aviary. We had thirty-four parakeets but not [...]
The Ultimate History of Australia
In 1492, Atilla sailed the Ocean Blue
Most Americans know almost nothing about Australia. I blame the American Public school system for that… And bad parents.
History
Australia has a long and storied history, that began when the Mongol Hordes pushed their way through Europe; raping, pillaging, and terrorizing. The invaders needed a way to get rid of [...]
Weasel: One of the Most Underappreciated Words in the English Language
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel. - Homer Simpson
Weasel is a grossly under-used word. It’s one of those words that just sounds funny, like goober, or spank. It can almost make you chuckle all by itself.
I think we [...]
