The Best Night of My Life: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted on January 30, 2008
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Some people go to college with high hopes and fantastic ambitions. Not me. I just wanted to live at home without getting a job.
It was Freshman year, and all the fraternities were accepting pledges, but one fraternity stood out from all the rest. Alfalfa House had a real reputation.
I can honestly say it was far from a rare experience to show up to class, still bleary eyed from the previous night’s festivities. Those Babylon 5 marathons were legendary.
There’s nothing in the world like pledging for Alfalfa House. Like the time they made us stay up for 72 hours straight playing Rock, Paper, Scissors. And who could forget the time we burnt the popcorn and had to make a new batch? Traumatic times like that really forge the bond of brotherhood.
Of course there was that memorable night. During a particularly rousing episode of Babylon 5, a raven haired beauty sat by me on the couch. I was painfully shy back then. By no means would I have been considered a “ladies man,” or “smooth operator.”
But it wasn’t long before all eyes were fixed upon the two of us with green envy. We were hooting and hollering it up, and soon others joined in.
It’s not like me to move so fast against a woman, but she had brought Magic: The Gathering and I was in the zone that night.
Before we knew it, the sun was rising, and we hadn’t slept a wink – If you know what I mean. And if you’ve never played Magic: the Gathering, you probably have no freaking idea what I mean.
I never caught her name, which is a shame because she left her deck behind. I’ll never know what became of those cards. I guess she just bought new ones.
Next time I will tell you about how I got the nickname Big Bacon® Cheeseburger.
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Would that be double-bacon cheeseburger?
I always lose at Rock, Paper Scissors, and I even cheat and throw my hand out on “two” instead of “three” to get an advantage.
So… did you tap that mana or not?
God! Those were the days! (At least according to the police reports. Wish I remembered them.)
I like the picture. The Kazynskis’ just kinda let the place go since…well, you know.
God bless for your Good ambition to sitting home without work.. And please suggest me also to follow your style.. Without working and getting Money
Your Article is very interesting to easily read and understanding for all your points..
Thanks for your kind information to wasting time..
Thanks
Phil