Why You Should Advertise On Blogs, Especially Mine

Posted on January 6, 2008
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You should advertise on blogs, and here’s why.

I have a blog.
I would like to make money blogging.
If you advertise on my blog, I will make money blogging.

Hmm. For some reason that doesn’t seem as persuasive as it did in my mind.

Oh, I know. It needs to sound appealing to the Advertiser, and hopefully that would be you… Advertising on my blog. There are Only 2 Reasons You Need to prove that advertising on blogs is beneficial to you, the advertiser.

1. Blogs are read by bloggers

Blogs are read by bloggers, and they’re pretty gullible. If you even hint at the possibility that you have something to offer that will make money online, bloggers will be clicking through, signing up, and unleashing a meme storm on how great your affiliate is.

This entire process will take mere seconds. That’s right. You don’t even need to yield actual results first, before thousands of blogs endorse your program.

2. Bloggers want to make money online

Bloggers want to make money online but most of them suck at it. So, they’re willing to whore themselves out to the lowest bidder in an effort to do so. Look at all the people writing Useless ~~Pay Per Post~~ Izea garbage on their blogs for a whopping five bucks.

Of course, it’s totally worth it to turn your blog into a repository of trashy sales pitches for half-price drapes. How could it not be? You made five bucks!

Advertising on Blogs is Great For Advertisers!

If you’re an advertiser, you can’t do better than to hire a less-than-minimum-wage slave to enthusiastically and loudly proclaim you’re product, service, or website is better than a cure for cancer.

In other words, hire a blogger. Advertise on blogs.

Inspired by 7 Reasons you Should be Advertising on Blogs, via Problogger.